Quite possibly the reason behind the Anderson/Rock Divorce:.. Kid Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie) and Anderson filed for divorce yesterday. And, according to a source in Page Six, the couple went to a screening of “Borat” at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago, and Rock didn’t like the movie one bit, screaming at Pam, “You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?” in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown. (Anderson plays the object of Borat’s obsession in the film.) And since that night, says the Post’s source, “it has been icicles between them.”

Eeeeeeesh! Jealous, insecure husband, anyone?

Not only is Britney showing off her vagina to the world:… but she’s pissing off her studio execs, as well. She spent most of the Thanksgiving holiday away from her kids, and now Britney Spears is slacking off from the studio as well. Though she was working late into the night at Sony Studios earlier this month in New York, Britney has been missing recording sessions of late because of her Paris Hilton-inspired nightcrawling. “The label [Jive Records] is very worried,” says a source to Page Six. Britney has been telling pals, apparently, “I gave birth for 2 ½ years, and now I want to party.” What’s more, the pop tartlet tried to get Christina Aguilera’s manager, Irving Azoff, to help create her new album and resurrect her career, but after she only offered him a 5 percent fee, Azoff balked. According to a rep, “[Britney] is not scheduled to record in L.A., and she never went to Irving.”

Hillary Duff and Joel Madden are DUNZO!..One of teendom’s more visible couples – actress Hilary Duff and Joel Madden of “Good Charlotte” – have officially called it quits. The Chicago Tribune reported that Madden, during a guest DJ appearance at a club in the Windy City, talked about being a single guy, telling clubgoers that Duff had broken up with him ten days earlier and that their age difference (he’s 27, she’s 19) caused problems. Today, Star magazine confirms the split with his band’s manager, who says, “Joel is, at present, single.” No word yet from Duff’s camp.

TMZ has reported that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from her husband of 4 months, Kid Rock. Kid Rock filed his own divorce papers right back at her.

She cited irreconcilable differences. They were married on August 3.

Good grief.

You know, the state of the world today… you’ve got states, politicians, religious leaders and moral activists everywhere fretting over gay marriages - citing that such a union would undermine and destroy the sanctity of marriage in this country. That such unions would somehow rip apart the moral fabric of family values…

I think such activists, politicians, religious leaders and moral do-gooders would do well to start with the union of heterosexual unions first - - before they start casting stones - because certain high profile heterosexuals seem to be doing a damn good job at making a laughing stock out of the grand institution of marriage, eh?

I’m just sayin..

Poor, Poor Pam. Will she ever find Mr. Right - - or will she continue to settle for, and settle down with, Mr. Right Now?

And Poor Kid - - Will he ever find his true princess??

All signs point to no.