Britney Spears is Bald
No sh*t! Really, at first I thought this was a total JOKE. Is it a joke – - am I dreaming?? Exactly what kind of bizzare black hole vortex did I get sucked into and spat out into some freaky alternate universe where Britney Spears shaves her head.
Her HEAD!
Here are three still shots that I made from the video of Britney Spears with a newly shaven, BALD head:


Spears was photographed at the valley tattoo shop “Body and Soul” in Sherman Oaks, getting a tattoo reportedly of a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist. But the biggest change to the pop singer’s style? She shaved her head bald.
Spears could be seen inside the tattoo parlor with her head fully exposed, but as she left the shop she was led by her bodyguard straight to a waiting SUV. Spears had her head covered with a hooded sweatshirt to hide her new noggin.
The sidewalk outside the shop was filled with fans, onlookers and paparazzi. Some fans that were interviewed after Spears departed declared the new look less than flattering.
Someone tell me that this is a joke – perpetrated by Britney as a way to flip off the world who grumbles every day about her lost perfection??? But, it’s not a joke – - it’s real. And maybe she is flipping off the whole concept of perfection that the world holds her up to….always has. Maybe she wants to shatter the perfection myth (not that she hasn’t already done THAT)..
Perhaps this is the beginning of the emergence of a newer, stronger Britney? Kind of an ‘out with the old, in with the new’ type of thing?
I suspect that its much simpler that all that – - the constant hair color changes and extensions have completely fried her hair right down to the roots that the only advice that her stylist could possibly give her is “Girl, shave it off – its a lost cause”. And the whole ’shattering the perfection myth’ theory I have is just a byproduct of her fried, frizzy mane.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say – - I kinda like it! Not the LOOK – but the concept. Ya gotta figure that after all the booze, drugs, sex and …. just ICK… that she’s been wallowing around in for the past several months – - this has GOTTA feel fresh and clean. A clean slate – - a new opportunity for new growth. Are you picking up the metaphors I’m layin’ down?
Seriously, what kind of sick am I that I cannot bring myself to look away from this girl and her antics? I question that portion of my sanity every day. Oh to be a fly on the wall. . . .
Update
X17online.com has pictures of Britney in the process of shaving her head…herself:
Another Update:
Here’s the video – that didn’t take long to get up on YouTube! Heh.
























Andrew Said:
Wow, she finally lost it, can’t say I’m surprised, I am, however, amused, VERY amused.
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Diva Said:
Can’t say I’m surprised either. She’s gone nuts!
mfrok Said:
OMG she looks like Sinead O’Conner!
Or Natalie Portman when she shaved her head for “V for Vendetta”
Diva Said:
Well..at least Portman did it for a REASON
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Britney Bald Looks Like Eminem
I just had the startling revelation that bald Britney Spears looks a lot like Eminem:
When you combine the two, it’s really quite horrible:
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