You know, I’ve always liked Britney Spears. Yes, yes - that’s my little secret.. little unknown fact about me..I’m a Britney Spears fan. I think she’s a good performer, I think she’s beautiful and have always rooted for her. Even during the recently ended Federline years - I was always hoping she’d eventually come to her senses. When I heard she was preggers for the first time - I was dissapointed. The second time? REALLY dissapointed. No matter what she did regarding her marriage - she would forever be tied to KFED - - and there’s not much more that could sully a woman for the rest of her life than that! But she could overcome! Look how many times Madonna re-invented herself - - with Britney’s divorce announcement - - it was time for girlfriends to re-invent herself in a BIG way! I had such high hopes that she would come out of this with a bit more class that what we’ve been used to seeing out of her over the past two years…..those hopes were dashed this week with all the news about the Spears and Simpson paring - - the BFF Power Duo recently taking over LA hotspots.

For some reason - viewing these recent pictures gives me a very strong understanding of the very fine line between PopStarDom and TrailerTrashdom:

Several more pictures of The Britney Spears / Paris Hilton BFF Tour after the jump:

And to round off the pukefest - - I never thought there would be any worse thought than KFED actually attempting to take care of his children. Oh. The. Horror! But what is WORSE than that? Here we have it:

Has anyone called child protective services yet? Or at the VERY least - I hope they gave poor Sean Preston a good de-lousing after cuddling up with Paris like that. Oy!

I’m optimistic, though. I’m still holding out hope that our Brit will turn it around. Perhaps we can chalk this whole Paris Hilton thing up as some misguided way to try and boost her appeal, grab herself some publiciity (as IF she needed it!?!) and will soon come to her senses and realize that Paris Hilton is JUST NOT the image she really wants…. is it?

Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take before Paris and Britney have a very public feud? It’s a script that we can predict, really - because that’s just the way it goes for these Hollywood IT girls, isn’t it? Someone will spill a drink on another one over some rumor that the other was dating a former boyfriend of the other - then the public hair pulling will ensue and we’ll be reading all about it in US Weekly.

My brain is melting.

Let’s not EVEN ask the lingering question… what is a brand new mother of a newborn, with another 18 month old child at home doing partying it up in the LA club scene night after embarassingly public night??

Update - it seems that Miss Britney is following suit with the rest of the Hollywood It girl crowd. The way to catapult your publicity through the ceiling? Well, flash your naked pussy to the world, of course - didn’t you know that? Who needs a publicist when you can hike up the skirt and pretend like you are completely oblivious that your naked pussy is on display while the paparazzi have their way with it. It’s become TheThingToDo™

Egotastic has the exclusive pictures everyone is looking for - Britney Spears Pussy - “You didn’t want it. You never asked for it. But you knew it was coming. And here it is: Britney Spears’ pussy.”

Wonderful. She’s sunk to new lows at a time that I didn’t think new lows for Britney were even possible.