Quite possibly the reason behind the Anderson/Rock Divorce:.. Kid Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie) and Anderson filed for divorce yesterday. And, according to a source in Page Six, the couple went to a screening of “Borat” at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago, and Rock didn’t like the movie one bit, screaming at Pam, “You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?” in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown. (Anderson plays the object of Borat’s obsession in the film.) And since that night, says the Post’s source, “it has been icicles between them.”

Eeeeeeesh! Jealous, insecure husband, anyone?

Not only is Britney showing off her vagina to the world:… but she’s pissing off her studio execs, as well. She spent most of the Thanksgiving holiday away from her kids, and now Britney Spears is slacking off from the studio as well. Though she was working late into the night at Sony Studios earlier this month in New York, Britney has been missing recording sessions of late because of her Paris Hilton-inspired nightcrawling. “The label [Jive Records] is very worried,” says a source to Page Six. Britney has been telling pals, apparently, “I gave birth for 2 ½ years, and now I want to party.” What’s more, the pop tartlet tried to get Christina Aguilera’s manager, Irving Azoff, to help create her new album and resurrect her career, but after she only offered him a 5 percent fee, Azoff balked. According to a rep, “[Britney] is not scheduled to record in L.A., and she never went to Irving.”

Hillary Duff and Joel Madden are DUNZO!..One of teendom’s more visible couples – actress Hilary Duff and Joel Madden of “Good Charlotte” – have officially called it quits. The Chicago Tribune reported that Madden, during a guest DJ appearance at a club in the Windy City, talked about being a single guy, telling clubgoers that Duff had broken up with him ten days earlier and that their age difference (he’s 27, she’s 19) caused problems. Today, Star magazine confirms the split with his band’s manager, who says, “Joel is, at present, single.” No word yet from Duff’s camp.

TMZ has reported that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from her husband of 4 months, Kid Rock. Kid Rock filed his own divorce papers right back at her.

She cited irreconcilable differences. They were married on August 3.

Good grief.

You know, the state of the world today… you’ve got states, politicians, religious leaders and moral activists everywhere fretting over gay marriages - citing that such a union would undermine and destroy the sanctity of marriage in this country. That such unions would somehow rip apart the moral fabric of family values…

I think such activists, politicians, religious leaders and moral do-gooders would do well to start with the union of heterosexual unions first - - before they start casting stones - because certain high profile heterosexuals seem to be doing a damn good job at making a laughing stock out of the grand institution of marriage, eh?

I’m just sayin..

Poor, Poor Pam. Will she ever find Mr. Right - - or will she continue to settle for, and settle down with, Mr. Right Now?

And Poor Kid - - Will he ever find his true princess??

All signs point to no.

You know, I’ve always liked Britney Spears. Yes, yes - that’s my little secret.. little unknown fact about me..I’m a Britney Spears fan. I think she’s a good performer, I think she’s beautiful and have always rooted for her. Even during the recently ended Federline years - I was always hoping she’d eventually come to her senses. When I heard she was preggers for the first time - I was dissapointed. The second time? REALLY dissapointed. No matter what she did regarding her marriage - she would forever be tied to KFED - - and there’s not much more that could sully a woman for the rest of her life than that! But she could overcome! Look how many times Madonna re-invented herself - - with Britney’s divorce announcement - - it was time for girlfriends to re-invent herself in a BIG way! I had such high hopes that she would come out of this with a bit more class that what we’ve been used to seeing out of her over the past two years…..those hopes were dashed this week with all the news about the Spears and Simpson paring - - the BFF Power Duo recently taking over LA hotspots.

For some reason - viewing these recent pictures gives me a very strong understanding of the very fine line between PopStarDom and TrailerTrashdom:

Several more pictures of The Britney Spears / Paris Hilton BFF Tour after the jump:
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Isn’t this story just TOO good to give up? I’m having waayyy too much fun with this!

For a fun Thursday Thirteen twist this week (even though this is actually Friday) - Here’s 13 events on Brit and Kevin’s Wild Ride thus far - in short summary form:

1. Sept. 18, 2004: Marries Federline, 26.
2. May 2005: Spears and Federline star in their own UPN reality show, “Britney and Kevin: Chaotic,” featuring private home videos.
3. Sept. 14, 2005: Gives birth to Sean Preston Federline.
4. Feb. 7: Photos of Spears driving her car with infant son Sean Preston on her lap are published. Authorities visit home to investigate.
5. April 1: Sean Preston falls from his high chair; authorities return to her home.
6. May 9: Confirms second pregnancy on “Late Night With David Letterman.”
7. May 19: Almost drops baby in stumble in front of media as she holds child in one hand and glass of water in another. Later seen in tears.
8. June 15: In a wide-ranging, rambling interview with Matt Lauer on “Dateline,” a pregnant Spears says her marriage is “awesome,” blames media scrutiny for making her an “emotional wreck.” Later mocked for incessant gum chewing, sobbing, and overdone makeup.
9. June 29: Appears nude on cover of Harper’s Bazaar.
10. Sept. 12: Gives birth to another baby boy, declines to release name.
11. October 31: Appears Federline’s debut album. It does not top the charts.
12. Nov. 6: Newly trim Spears appears on “Late Night With David Letterman” sans wedding ring.
13. Nov. 7: Files for divorce.

So she informs him of the divorce via text message - which is classic and perfect! WHILE he’s taping a LIVE television interview - - serves him right. Can I see a show of hands that divorce was KFeds ultimate goal the whole time? A divorce from Brit could prove lucrative - - we’ll have to see how much water that prenup holds!

Funnily enough - KFed can’t catch a break at all! At his recent “concert” (and I use that term as loosely as possible) - a very desperate KFed can’t even GIVE the tickets away! at the House of Blues in Chicago - - after a very depressing 20% turnout the prior weekend in New York.

T]he crowd was pretty much wasted–there was a whole group of people dressed up AS K-Fed who could barely stand up by the time he actually came onstage. But when he did, the place went a little nuts. After a few songs, a some people were shouting Britney’s name and some guys were shouting FED-EX and had signs. Eventually, the guy K-Fed raps with said, “Yeah, we have FedEx accounts… and for all you haters, thanks for supporting our cause!” At which point the place erupted in laughter because NOBODY PAID FOR THEIR TICKETS! It was like a $2 “convenience fee” or something, but HoB was giving them away online. Kevin also made some crack about “keeping the Ferrari,” which illuminated a rather sad aspect of his whole show–the guy’s got a TON of lyrics about his high-spending lifestyle. Which the entire world knows is now OVER … He and the guy he raps with were both inviting everybody to the afterparty at Cabaret (I hope you get a report from that… yikes), and Kevin made a few remarks about the fine ladies of Chicago, how we should come to the party because he’s a free man now. Stay away! The world doesn’t need more K-Fed offspring! K-Fed started getting a little agitated, it seemed, toward the end of the show. I think people were yelling stuff at him, and there were definitely projectiles–beer cans, a sweatshirt, a blown up condom balloon bouncing around. Everybody was pretty much egging him on and heckling him all night.

Ha!

In reponse to Brit’s divorce filing - KFed responded with seeking sole legal custody of his kids - along with spousal support. In coming days, Federline and his lawyer will have to decide whether to contest the couple’s prenuptial agreement, as well as negotiate a temporary support and custody arraignment.

Funny note - their “arrangement” states that KFed is able to keep any money recieved off the sales of any pictures, photos or videos of the two of them, or their family. This weekend, Brit gave away pictures of her new baby boy, Jayden James, for FREE - - stopping any plans Federline had for selling or profiting off those pictures in any way. How’s that for a final bitch slap in the face.

In all seriousness? I feel sorry for those two kids, quite honestly. It sounds like they are in for one helluva custody battle - and what kid needs to go through that? I really hope Britney can get her shizz together after these last two years of completely and total stupidity. I hope she stays out of the dating game - - concentrates mostly on raising her kids and cleans up her life a bit. Hey Brit - there ain’t no do overs!

As for KFed? His Post-Britney Outlook is pretty bleak!

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For the Thirteeners out there - - and the curious Thirteeners:

Britney informed Federline of the divorce via a text message! I don’t know why - but that just sort of warms my heart in one of those big, fluffy brown snuggly teddy bear ways. Here’s a look at Kevin actually receiving the message on his Blackberry during a interview he was taping in Montreal:

Last week, at a Halloween party - they got into a fight. She was overheard yelling “You’re useless - you’re nobody,” at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.

This was the last straw for Britney, who has asked that the couples’ assets -including “jewellery and other personal effects”, and “earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation” - are confirmed as “separate” property.

But she came out of hiding last night and embarked on a two-hour tour of New York’s tourist attractions in a bid to show she is getting over the split.

When asked how she was coping with the divorce she replied: “I’m doing OK.” She looked like she didn’t have a care in the world as she went to the famous ice rink at the city’s Rockefeller Center with her former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney fired Mr Rudolph, who was responsible for making her a star, a few years ago but it looks as if he may have a hand in her new album Fears Within, which is due out next summer.

This will be Britney’s second divorce. She wed childhood friend Jason Alexander in January 2004 in Las Vegas. The marriage was annulled two days later.

Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney’s wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.

The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.

Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.

This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for

Christmas two years ago. Even though he won’t have access to her millions, Britney will still support him for a while. She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000.

In my opinion - that’s about £180,000 too much, eh?

Britney Spears files for divorce

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

This is a GOOD day for Brit fans everywhere!