Michael Jackson says he’s a subject of a conspiracy by former attorneys, associates and advisers to force him into financial ruin.

“In what could be one of the biggest conspiracies in entertainment history, documents have been sent to Michael Jackson and his representatives which reveal a deliberate plan by some former attorneys as well as associates and advisers to force Mr. Jackson into involuntary bankruptcy,”

But Michael Jackson was neither shocked nor surprised. “He’s always been suspicious that some of those whom he entrusted to act on his behalf … may not have acted in his best interests.”

Poor Michael - he plays victim so well.