Thursday Thirteen #5 - Diva Style
Thought we would join in the Thursday Thirteen fun this week - with a Diva Twist. Instead of 13 things directly about Me - I have thirteen celebrity facts I’ve run across this week and found to be interesting:
- Here is a funny as hell video of Paris Hilton’s friend, Brandon Davis, TOTALLY dissing Lindsey Lohan, and Paris is smirking and laughing right along with him. He says things like: Lindsay’s movie bombed because “she is a firecrotch”, saying that “she’s orange, she’s not black or white — she’s orange.” He goes on to say that “she tastes like [Brandon's] Turkish father’s asshole”. Hmm.. why does Brandon know what his father’s turkish asshole tastes like??? Oy!
- Pictures of Katie Holme’s stretchmarks have been circulating around. She apparently let the paparazzi close enough to snap a picture of her stomach, rife with strech marks. The picture was taken at a baseball park when she was out and about with husband, Tom Cruise. Yet - - STILL no appearance of baby Suri. BUT! She has the stretchmarks to prove she was pregnant, just in case you were still wondering
- Early reviews of The Da Vinci Code don’t sound very good. But, the reviews came out of Cannes - so it’s entirely possible if they hated it, I’ll probably LOVE it!
- Janice Dickerson, the self-proclaimed “Worlds First SuperModel” (coughsputter) is counselling Britney Spears to DUMP KFED! Good advice, sister! She says, “I never found him hot at all. But she’s a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops. … I would tar and feather her first of all, tell her to dump that [bleeping] hick husband of hers. She needs solid advice, and not from Hicksville“
- Tori Spelling had a quickie shotgun wedding - some say she’s preggers. Et tu, Tori?
- Pamela Anderson offers up orgasm
titstips - - just in case you needed ‘em. - Following on the heels of the RED American Express credit card, rock star Bono launched a new red mobile phone in the UK on Monday, sales of which are expected to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to fight AIDS in Africa
- Here’s a few pics of Tori Spelling’s wedding ceremony to Dean McDermott. What do ya give ‘em? A year..more?
- For the second year in a row, Desperate Housewives list of the most successful women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion. Jessica Alba is No. 2, followed by Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Stacy Keibler (“Dancing With the Stars”), Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Kate Bosworth, Keira Knightley and singer-actress Christina Milian.
- Esquire Magazine reveals their sexiest woman of all time - in parts. Six of them. Who is it?
- All the fuss about Denise Richards and Richie Sambora - - he came out last week and said he didn’t cheat on Heather Locklear with Denise while the two were together, and reports stated he dumped Denise in an effort to make this whole sordid mess go away. And yet, Denise Richards is joining Sambora on tour. Gee, just last week Sambora told his fans, “I am single and ready to party” . . . he doesn’t sound very on the market to me!
- US Magazine reports that Britney Spears FINALLY gave KFED the ultimatum - - SHAPE UP OR GET OUT!! That’s one step closer to divorce.
- Usually a meticulously stylish star, Jennifer Lopez spawned a fresh round of baby rumors when she showed up on the red carpet sporting gray roots (hair dye may be dangerous for women during their first trimester). But a source tells Us that the failure to cover up wasn’t because Gray.Lo is pregnant: “It was all down to scheduling a time to see her colorist.”
“Jennifer has been gray for a long time,” adds another source. “This is nothing recent.” Click for the Grey.Lo picture
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Norma Said:
Photos of stretch marks. Now that’s truly amazing. Publicity moms.
My TT is up.
Wendy Boucher Said:
Thanks. My subscription to People mag ran out and I needed a celebrity gossip fix.
Margie Mix Said:
Somehow I think Pam Anderson is still searching for a big “O” of her own. Great 13! -Mix :d
catherine Said:
Wow. Your site is awesome. I just spent nearly an hour reading through your posts and linking.
Those stretch marks are the most disgusting I’ve ever seen. I don’t see how that’s possible on a woman under 30 after one pregnancy. I’ve had two kids and I’ve never had stretch marks like that. The few I had were on the side anyway, not right in the front of my stomach.
I don’t know what they are, but they look horrible. I’ll bet Nicole Kidman didn’t get ugly stretch marks like that. I wonder if Tom’s sorry…..
catherine Said:
Ooops. Forgot. My 13 are up!
WendyWings Said:
Nicole didn’t actually give birth to their two children, they are adopted so why would she have stretch marks ?. I guess if you listen to all the gossip Katie ( I am sorry KATE now isn’t it) was never pregnant either.
Great site I will be back later for a better look around
My TT is up.
nat Said:
#10…sounds like Madonna to me! We’ll see I guess!
My 13 is up at http://natsthename.blogspot.com/2006/05/thursday-thirteen_18.html
Yours was fun!
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Undercover Angel Said:
Pictures of her stretch marks? Unbelievable…
My TT is up.
Cheryl Said:
I am surprissed at myslef, but J-Lo having a grey patch in her hair really cheered me up!
Cheryl Said:
Aaaah!
Surprissed? Myslef?
Neeed Coooofffeeeeeeee. Or maybe it was looking at bimbos that made my brain stop in sympathy.
Sorry :”>
carmen Said:
Seriously, I love your lists. No one in my office to dish celebs with. I just wish Britney and KFED would go into seclusion somewhere so I don’t have their redneckness thrown in my face at every turn.
Andrew Said:
That’s a lot of diva dishing for a Thursday morning. Too many links to deal with at the moment — but I’ll be back. I’m especially intrigued by what Pamela Anderson has to say.
AC
Wystful1 Said:
Your 13 is like stepping into Inquiring Minds—–and so cool. Great idea.
Mine is up
xtessa Said:
you gotta love that janice dickinson… at least, she’s giving out sound advice! LOL!
my 13’s up!
Geggie Said:
Ew, Ew, Ew…Why did I look at the pics of Katie Holmes?
Lyndsay Said:
:d Great list. My TT is up too.
Mandy Said:
Someone actually took pics of stretch marks and blew them up for proof.. oh my. My TT is up!
mama kelly Said:
ah the guilty pleasure of celebrity gossip
thanks!!!