My apologies for my absence! Celebrity gossip and news doesn’t stop – even though the Diva may be too busy to jot it all down here at Diva Dish. Let’s see if we can’t get back on the ball, shall we?
Hmmmm… what happened in the world of celebs whilst I was away….
- Keith Richards fell down and broke his crown – he suffered a brain hemmorhage after falling from a palm tree. He apparently climbed the tree to get coconuts. I hope he’s ok – of all things that I thought would take Keith Richards life. . . coconuts wasn’t it.
- Britney is selling her Manhattan apt. for $4.5 Mil – takers, anyone?
- Denise Richards speaks exclusively to TMZ.com claiming SHE was the one who was betrayed! (you remember Denise – she used to be famous as a Vic.Secrets model and wife of Charlie Sheen . . now her claim to fame is sleeping with her best friends (Heather Locklear) husband, Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi)
- Why did Ryan Seacrest dump Terry Hatcher? He just couldn’t fake it anymore
- Nick Lachey expresses his total disinterest in Lindsey Lohan saying, “I can safely say that I don’t have any interest in Lindsay Lohan … nor do I understand anyone else that does”. Ouch.
- Courtney Love needs some class, and a wax job
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (aka Brangelina) clear up some of the rumors going around. Namely: 1.) Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13., 2.) Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now., 3.) The actress is not planning a “water birth” , 4.) Jolie’s ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.” , 5.) Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift, 6.) They have no plans to marry, and 7.) Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own. – WHEW – aren’t you glad all THAT is cleared up??
- Geena Davis gets impeached
- Britney gets a babysitter . . for her HUSBAND! – Bwwwaaahahahahaha!
- Did Ashlee Simpson get a nose job?. She’s probably trying to look more like big sis.
- Is Anna Nicole Smith PREGNANT? – - yet another celeb to add to the list of Those-Who-Should-Not-Procreate™
- Speaking of celebs who should not procreate – Tom Cruise gets jiggy
That’s it – I do believe we are up to date here at Diva Dish. I’ll try not to make these absences a regular thing . . . life gets in the way sometimes!