Thursday Thirteen #3 – Diva Style

Thought we would join in the Thursday Thirteen fun this week – with a Diva Twist. Instead of 13 things directly about Me – I have thirteen celebrity facts I’ve run across this week and found to be interesting:

1. Here’s on for the ladies – it seems that Kevin Costner is a bit of an exhibitionist. That news alone is enough to make my day. Allegedly, while getting a massage at a posh spa, Costner grabbed the spa worker while she was giving him a massage, then dropped his towel and masturbated. The worker complained and she GOT FIRED! Now that is wrong, wrong, wrong!
2. Keira Knightley has taken the place of Kate Moss as the new face for French fashionhouse Coco Chanel perfume. Kate Moss lost the deal last year when tabloids printed pictures of the lovely lady with her nose full of cocaine. That’ll do it – - Just Say NO!
3. Angelina Jolie announced that she is not quite 8 months preggers – contradicting tabloid reports that she is about to ‘pop any day now’. You needed that tid bit to complete your day, right?
4. Michelle Rodriguezlands in jail after being convicted of a DUI. When faced with the choice of 100 hours of community service or 5 days in jail, Rodriguez chose jail. Her blood alcohol was 0.17–more than twice the legal limit. This is not her first arrest – A hit and run in 2004, while driving with a suspended license. Three seperate speeding violations in 2005. At some point, you just should hire a driver. I’m just sayin’!
5. Michael Jackson is looking to hook up with rapper 50 Cent on a collaborative effort. I don’t know, I’m going to assume the effort is to remind the world that once upon a time he, too, was black.
6. Maury Povich is being sued for sexual harassement. No woman should have to endure harassement of the sexual kind – - but coming from Maury Povich? It should be a FELONY!
7. Covered on this blog already earlier this week – but it’s worth saying again: Britney is pregnant again. I don’t know why this upsets me so much – - I’d really love to see her drop KFed completely… and here she is having his second spawn. Birth control, people. Birth Control!
8. How do YOU make a quick million in Hollywood? Get famous. Get pregnant. Sell your baby pictures. That, folks, is a one million dollar return on investment in 9 months! You CANNOT do that well on Wall Street!
9. Paris Hilton has won an UGLY award. It’s about damn time, I say! Poor Paris
10. Al Pacino joins the cast of Oceans 13. This is a great move for the Oceans folks. Returning actors include: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, as well as new leading lady Ellin Barkin. Julia Roberts is not returning to Oceans
11. Michael Jackson look-alike, Terri Hatcher got injured on the set of Desperate Housewives – right eye was injured when a light bulb exploded. Hope she’s ok!
12. John Lennon speaks from the grave in a Pay-Per-View seance that claims contact with Lennon. Seriously, if they are going to televise a seance – - I want to hear from Elvis to debunk all those lads in Vegas claiming to be him!
13. Celebrity birthdays today: Actor Jack Klugman is 84, Announcer Casey Kasem is 74, Guitarist Ace Frehley (Kiss) is 55, Singer Sheena Easton is 47