New TomKat News: CANNIBALISM ALERT!
What do Tom Cruise and Hannibal The Cannibal have in common? Nope - it’s not the dashing good looks, or the fact that they’ve both done movies together.
Bet’cha didn’t know that Tom Cruise is a cannibal!?!
He’s revealed it in his latest interview - he’s planning on EATING the placenta after Katie gives birth to their new bouncing baby….errr…baby?
The Mirror reports the following - - read on, but have barf bag available:
“I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
HEY TOM! If Corn Meal is made from corn - - what is baby food made out of??? I bet Tom “The Cannibal” knows!
The Mirror suggests the following movie titles for Mr. “The Cannibal” Cruise:
TOM’S NEW MOVIES..
Mission Impassable
A Chew Good Men
Eyes Wide Gut
Top Gum
The Gore of the Worlds
Cord on the Fourth of July
Days of Chunder
Maternity Report
Interwomb with the Vampire
It appears that eating the placent is considered normal in some cultures (apparently scientology is one of them) - but you can find recipes, if you’re so inclined, for: Placenta Lasagne, Placenta Spaghetti, Placenta Stew, Placenta Pizza and MORE! Just click right here. (WARNING: BARF ALERT!)
Update: apparently Cruise did an interview with Diane Sawyer and stated that these allegations are false. Still, I like the picture of him in the straight jacket.










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