Doherty stoops to a shocking new low in pictures showing him injecting heroin into an unconscious fan. - Source

Peter Doherty is the singer from the band “Babyshambles” - and dates super-model Kate Moss (yea, that Kate - the one with her own cocaine addiction problem.. birds of a feather, as they say!).

Other pictures seen by The Sun show the rocker — who faces drugs charges — injecting himself and being helped to take drugs by a girl using her hands to form a makeshift tourniquet.

Yet another sees Doherty, 27, smoke a “crack bowl”, his tattooed and blood-stained arms betraying his addiction.

The disturbing scenes were captured by a pal at Doherty’s pad in Hackney, East London, within the last five weeks.

A source said: “Doherty will self-destruct. He has no regard for his or anyone else’s safety.

“It’s one thing killing himself, but to inject a young girl as she lies on the floor is a disgrace. He should be in jail.

Self-destruct … tattooed singer jabs a drug needle into his arm

Folks - just say no!

Rosie O’Donnell is expected to make a surprise return to daytime television by taking over exiting Meredith Vieira’s slot on the talk show “The View.” - Source

Random Rosie Quotes:

“I always think: Go big or go home.”

“As a lesbian, I’m not comfortable on the cover of a magazine holding another woman,”

“Stop at a drug store, buy a condom, and put it over your head. If you act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.’ (To a heckler) ”

That’s our Rosie!

It’s a toss up as to which bodes worse for Daniel Baldwin’s career: The fact that he was arrested on charges of cocaine possession or the fact that it took a week for anyone to notice.

CourtTV reports that Daniel Baldwin, the second-oldest member of the Baldwin acting dynasty, was arrested Saturday on drug charges at a Southern California hotel, Court TV’s Hollywood Heat has learned.

Seriously, did you even know there was a Daniel Baldwin? WhatEvah!

Thought we would join in the Thursday Thirteen fun this week - with a Diva Twist. Instead of 13 things directly about Me - I have thirteen celebrity facts I’ve run across this week and found to be interesting:

1. Here’s on for the ladies - it seems that Kevin Costner is a bit of an exhibitionist. That news alone is enough to make my day. Allegedly, while getting a massage at a posh spa, Costner grabbed the spa worker while she was giving him a massage, then dropped his towel and masturbated. The worker complained and she GOT FIRED! Now that is wrong, wrong, wrong!
2. Keira Knightley has taken the place of Kate Moss as the new face for French fashionhouse Coco Chanel perfume. Kate Moss lost the deal last year when tabloids printed pictures of the lovely lady with her nose full of cocaine. That’ll do it - - Just Say NO!
3. Angelina Jolie announced that she is not quite 8 months preggers - contradicting tabloid reports that she is about to ‘pop any day now’. You needed that tid bit to complete your day, right?
4. Michelle Rodriguezlands in jail after being convicted of a DUI. When faced with the choice of 100 hours of community service or 5 days in jail, Rodriguez chose jail. Her blood alcohol was 0.17–more than twice the legal limit. This is not her first arrest - A hit and run in 2004, while driving with a suspended license. Three seperate speeding violations in 2005. At some point, you just should hire a driver. I’m just sayin’!
5. Michael Jackson is looking to hook up with rapper 50 Cent on a collaborative effort. I don’t know, I’m going to assume the effort is to remind the world that once upon a time he, too, was black.
6. Maury Povich is being sued for sexual harassement. No woman should have to endure harassement of the sexual kind - - but coming from Maury Povich? It should be a FELONY!
7. Covered on this blog already earlier this week - but it’s worth saying again: Britney is pregnant again. I don’t know why this upsets me so much - - I’d really love to see her drop KFed completely… and here she is having his second spawn. Birth control, people. Birth Control!
8. How do YOU make a quick million in Hollywood? Get famous. Get pregnant. Sell your baby pictures. That, folks, is a one million dollar return on investment in 9 months! You CANNOT do that well on Wall Street!
9. Paris Hilton has won an UGLY award. It’s about damn time, I say! Poor Paris
10. Al Pacino joins the cast of Oceans 13. This is a great move for the Oceans folks. Returning actors include: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, as well as new leading lady Ellin Barkin. Julia Roberts is not returning to Oceans
11. Michael Jackson look-alike, Terri Hatcher got injured on the set of Desperate Housewives - right eye was injured when a light bulb exploded. Hope she’s ok!
12. John Lennon speaks from the grave in a Pay-Per-View seance that claims contact with Lennon. Seriously, if they are going to televise a seance - - I want to hear from Elvis to debunk all those lads in Vegas claiming to be him!
13. Celebrity birthdays today: Actor Jack Klugman is 84, Announcer Casey Kasem is 74, Guitarist Ace Frehley (Kiss) is 55, Singer Sheena Easton is 47

Once upon a time, Heather Locklear and Denise Richards were BFF (Best Friends Forever!!)!!

Denise kindly helped Heather through her ugly divorce from rocker Richie Sambora (Bon Jovi). Heather discovered that Richie was CHEATING on her! Seriously, Heather Locklear dumped for another woman??? How in HOLY HADES does that happen???!!

Heather is so beautiful! So gorgeous! Why… why… the OTHER woman would have to be JUST as beautiful and sexy and gorgeous …. someone like…. oh… say…..

Her BFF Denise Richards!

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been getting cozy: The pair were spotted kissing in Southern California this weekend, PEOPLE reports … On Saturday, Richards, 35, and Sambora, 46, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heather Locklear, arrived at Le Cafe in the Westlake Village neighborhood outside Los Angeles at about 5 p.m. in separate cars. In the parking lot, the two kissed then walked hand-in-hand, smiling and chatting the entire way as they headed for the restaurant … Inside, they shared a table in the covered patio where they gazed into each other’s eyes and held hands across the table. Eventually, Richards planted a kiss on Sambora’s hand — and he returned the gesture, kissing hers. They then kissed again on the lips. They left the restaurant at 5:45 p.m. in the same car together

SLUT! No - seriously - - cardinal girlfriend rule NUMERO UNO - - DO NOT SCREW YOUR BFF’S BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND! - you just don’t do it. It’s a line you just do NOT cross.

Hmmm… should the catfight be PayPerView?? I’m thinkin’!

Sources close to the Spears/Federline camp are all a twitter with the news that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline created yet another Federbaby. Why, oh why must these two procreate??

UsMagazine.com: Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship. - Source and Source

Someone - MAKE IT STOP!

“It was everything that we wanted it to be and more,” Cruise said of the birth last week of Suri. “It was really very spiritual.” - Source

Everything they wanted it to be… don’t you wish you were a bug inside his head when what he really means is, “Katie kept her mouth shut like a good Scientologist should”

Tom confesses that he changes diapers and everything!

But then, when is she ever? No, seriously - any news reports of late that shows a happy Babs? It’s true!

Christopher Anderson has learned that with his recently published biography, “Barbra: The Way She Is.” Streisand has retaliated not with interviews or public statements, but by way of the Internet. On her Web site, she has issued a response she titles “Does the Truth Matter These Days?”

Says Babs:

I will not dignify any other untruths by responding any further.
Maybe it’s finally time for an AUTHORIZED biography.

And yet, she dignified it with her “Truth Alert” - one does wonder. It seems Babs is quite busy filling up her website with her writings varying from politics to gossip, tabloid ’slander’. If the biography is untrue - then the author of it should be charged with writing a piece of fiction and trying to pass it off as truth. . . hmm, maybe it IS time for an authorized biography… as if people really super duper care?

I guess it is newsworthy, after all - otherwise I wouldn’t be here writing this tripe. Ha!

A dancer who works with Prince was busted in Rio at the airport with…. ready for this?

44 Pounds of Cocaine

Now, tell me - please.. I’m dying to know - WHO is THAT stupid??

I guess brains and common sense aren’t a prerequisite for employment as a dancer in the Prince camp.

H/T: Slobokan

Thought we would join in the Thursday Thirteen fun this week - with a Diva Twist. Instead of 13 things directly about Me - I have thirteen celebrity facts I’ve run across this week and found to be interesting:

1. In the world of irony, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes welcome the arrival of Suri, the TomKat kitten on the VERY same day that Brooke Sheilds announces arrival of her newborn daughter, Grier. Wasn’t it Tom and Brooke who had words previously about the pros and cons of anti-depressant medications? Let’s see who wins the post-partum depression battle!
2. Britney is all set to sue the makers of the high chair that injured Baby Sean earlier last week. “The chair’s back broke,” a “family insider” explained to the mag. “She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.”. K-Fed must be using up her bank account QUICK - - nothing promises a quick buck like a good lawsuit!
3. Is Whitney Houston really gonna kick the crack habit this time? - - What kind of good reality TV is a sober Whitney gonna make? Maybe she’ll go back to singing again - - that is, if she hasn’t fried her vocal chords with all that smack!
4. British Newspaper, The Sun, apologized to Terri Hatcher after publishing that she was doing the nasty in a trailer with guys parked outside her home. In December, Terri Hatcher accepted an undisclosed amount from another tabloid, The Daily Sport, for making the same claims. So, basically - Hatcher is getting paid for not getting laid. I want that job!
5. The latest BUMP watch is on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - they’ve moved to Nambia, South Africa to have the Brangelina spawn and are considering a Nambian name for the child so little Maddox and Zahara don’t feel weird for having such funky names, themselves. In other Brangelina news - - a judge in California has granted a name change for the children from Jolie to Jolie-Pitt. Brad has officially adopted them - - but hasn’t married their mother yet.
6. Luke Perry is asking for a little restraint…against a woman the actor says is harassing him and his two children, that is. Poor guy
7. Kevin Federline criticizes Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson saying he doesn’t believe in divorce. Shit, if I were married to Britney’s bank account - I wouldn’t believe in divorce either - - I’d be TOTALLY against it!
8. Colin Farrell settled his sex tape fiasco with his ex-girlfriend. Last year, Farrell accused Narain of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. He sought general and compensatory damages and demanded that all copies of the tape be returned to him. I’m sure we’ll be seeing it on the internet any day now (ala’ Paris)
9. Cher apologized for not thanking her director EIGHTEEN years ago when she won an Oscar for Best Actress in Moonstruck. She thanked her hairdresser instead, which angered many. Personally, I don’t remember it - - but 18 years later?? Talk about poor timing, Cher!
10. Heather Locklear (who looks outrageously sexy for her age!) is dating David Spade. You know.. I’ve read a lot of commentary on this relationship where no one can see it, imagine it or believe it - -but on some strange level.. I can see it. I wish them the best
11. The famous and infamous heiress is launching a line of cell phone games, with the first expected to be a puzzle game released worldwide this summer. Oh. Gee. I just can’t wait. Can you?
12. Michael Jackson will be releasing a new album soon. Oh. Gee. I just can’t wait. Can you? (it justified repeating for this one)
13. Celebrity Birthdays on this Thursday Thirteen day: Actor Ryan O’Neal is 65, Actress Jessica Lange is 57, Actor Crispin Glover is 42, Actress Carmen Electra is 34, Actor Joey Lawrence is 30, Actor Clint Howard is 47, Country singer Wade Hayes is 37.

Melissa Etheridge’s partner, Tammy Lynn Michaels, is pregnant with twins, the couple has announced on the singer’s Web site.

“We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall,” they said in a statement. “To answer the obvious question: we used an anonymous donor from a (sperm) bank.” - Source

Melissa Ethridge and Tammy Michaels are openly gay and held a commitment ceremony in 2003.

“These are our first two babies conceived together, but not our first time mothering together,” the couple said, noting that they had spent the past five years parenting Etheridge’s two daughters from a previous relationship. - Source

Both girls were fathered by rock legend David Crosby via artificial insemination and borne to Etheridge’s former companion of 12 years, filmmaker Julie Cypher.

For all those homophobic-type, far right folks who are so frightened about the idea of a gay couple parenting? I’d bet my annual salary that Melissa and Tammy put more effort and time into planning this conception and birth than 80% of the heterosexual couples out there. Go girls!

People.com is reporting that TomKat has had their tomkitten and it’s a girl! “The child weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches in length. Both mother and daughter are doing well.”

I guess it’s Placenta Lasagne for everyone at the Cruise estate tonight!

UPDATE: Looks like the official name of the baby is Suri, which means “princess” in Hebrew and “red rose” in Persian.

More here

What do Tom Cruise and Hannibal The Cannibal have in common? Nope - it’s not the dashing good looks, or the fact that they’ve both done movies together.

Bet’cha didn’t know that Tom Cruise is a cannibal!?!

He’s revealed it in his latest interview - he’s planning on EATING the placenta after Katie gives birth to their new bouncing baby….errr…baby?

The Mirror reports the following - - read on, but have barf bag available:

“I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

HEY TOM! If Corn Meal is made from corn - - what is baby food made out of??? I bet Tom “The Cannibal” knows!

The Mirror suggests the following movie titles for Mr. “The Cannibal” Cruise:
TOM’S NEW MOVIES..

Mission Impassable
A Chew Good Men
Eyes Wide Gut
Top Gum
The Gore of the Worlds
Cord on the Fourth of July
Days of Chunder
Maternity Report
Interwomb with the Vampire

Source

It appears that eating the placent is considered normal in some cultures (apparently scientology is one of them) - but you can find recipes, if you’re so inclined, for: Placenta Lasagne, Placenta Spaghetti, Placenta Stew, Placenta Pizza and MORE! Just click right here. (WARNING: BARF ALERT!)

Update: apparently Cruise did an interview with Diane Sawyer and stated that these allegations are false. Still, I like the picture of him in the straight jacket.

Tom Cruise has taken the impending birth of his first child with fiancee Katie Holmes to a whole new level of weird - - just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder!

“We’ve been doing seminars with the family just to educate them,” the 43-year-old star of the upcoming “Mission: Impossible III” film tells GQ magazine in its May issue, on newsstands April 25.

“Running seminars so we can understand what Kate’s going through, and for Kate to understand it. Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth.

Source

We need a seminar just to understand this type of mental illness. This poor kid! That poor kid’s shrink will be included among Forbes 100 Richest People in no time.

What a freakin’ circus. I rather feel for Katie.

Federline wants to teach kids his values and says he will not allow his children to go into showbusiness until they have moral values.

This from a guy who fathered two kids with girlfriend, Shar Jackson - - then up and left her and them to marry and father at third child with Britney Spears.

Poor kids.

Source

Michael Jackson is close to closing on a super deal that will keep his moonwalkin’ shoes outta bankruptcy court- or at least save him the additional humiliation of showing up in bankruptcy court in his PJ’s, by refinancing hundreds of millions of dollars in loans

As part of the deal, he will also agree at some point in the future to give up a part of a prized asset — a song catalog that includes Beatles’ hits — to the Sony Corporation, people briefed on the plan said.

All these years, he’s been racking up debt to bankroll his very strange lifestyle - and last month, he closed Neverland after the State of California threatened to sue over unpaid ranch employee wages.

Don’t feel too bad for Michael, though - he entire catalog, of which Mr. Jackson owns 50 percent, has been valued around $1 billion, and aside from the Beatles collection, includes works of songwriters including Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLachlan, Destiny’s Child, Garth Brooks and Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi - and a vast archive of songs including “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan, “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond and “E-Pro” by Beck. - Source

This guy is soooo weird! And to think - as a kid, we used to sit at the kitchen table and play the “Jackson 5″ card game. Oh how times have changed! (Ahem.. yes, I’m *THAT* old!)

Banned by Comedy Central from showing an image of the Islamic prophet Mohammed, the creators of “South Park” skewered their own network for hypocrisy in the cartoon’s most recent episode.

Creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were so upset when they were told by Comedy Central that they could not run an image of Mohammed on the comedy show - they instead, during this Christian Holy Week, showed an image of Jesus Christ defecating on President Bush and the American flag.

Comedy Central also pulled a March rerun of an episode of “South Park” that mocked the religion of Scientology. (South Park creaters have a petition here)

So.

Mohammed = Bad.

Mocking Scientology = Bad.

Jesus defacating on the US President and the US Flag = Good.

I’m not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination - - but this kind of smacks of hypocrisy doesn’t it? All or nothing, folks - all or nothing.

Source

Thought we would join in the Thursday Thirteen fun this week - with a Diva Twist. Instead of 13 things directly about Me - I have thirteen celebrity facts I’ve run across this week and found to be interesting:

1. The creator of West Wing, Aaron Sorkin, is in the midst of a scandal with a salacious tell-all from a call girl that includes her two years of allegedly kinky, crack-fueled dalliances with him. Is anyone surprised that a man in Hollywood likes kinky sex and drugs? Yawn
2. Singer June Pointer died of cancer at age 52. RIP.
3. Jessica Simpson is being sued by a California-based clothing manufacturer claiming she breached their contract by failing to support lines of apparel she developed with the company.
4. Angelina Jolie is planning on giving birth in Africa.
5. Pink is Alive and Kicking - just in case you were wondering
6. Janet J